Post by EFBs Granma on Jan 26, 2006 16:17:50 GMT -5
>>>RETARDED GRANDPARENTS
>>>(this was actually reported by a teacher).
>>>
> After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their
> holiday away from school. One child wrote the following:
>>>
> We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They
> used
> to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to
> Florida. Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look
> like grass. They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because
> they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a
> wrecked center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay
> now, and do exercises there,but they don't do them very well. There is a
> swimming pool too, but in it, they all jump up and down with hats on.
>>>
> At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in
> it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out.
> They go cruising in their golf carts. Nobody there cooks, they just
> eat out. And, they eat the same thing every night: Early Birds.
>>>
> Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The
> ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center and call it pot
> luck.
>>>My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment
>>>and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. W hen I
>>>earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will
>>>let people out so they can visit their grandchildren.
>>>(this was actually reported by a teacher).
>>>
> After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their
> holiday away from school. One child wrote the following:
>>>
> We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They
> used
> to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to
> Florida. Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look
> like grass. They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because
> they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a
> wrecked center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay
> now, and do exercises there,but they don't do them very well. There is a
> swimming pool too, but in it, they all jump up and down with hats on.
>>>
> At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in
> it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out.
> They go cruising in their golf carts. Nobody there cooks, they just
> eat out. And, they eat the same thing every night: Early Birds.
>>>
> Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The
> ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center and call it pot
> luck.
>>>My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment
>>>and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. W hen I
>>>earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will
>>>let people out so they can visit their grandchildren.